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Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 2018 | Maturity Rating: TV-MA | 1h 3m | Stand-Up Comedy Ron "Tater Salad" White dishes out his signature brand of cynicism, riffing on sex, celebrity and the sinister habits of wild geese. What kind of balls does it take to put the word corral on the name of your fucking restaurant? Boy, do they know that demographic! Fuck, dude. I got 17 friends behind me. Its very short. Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up subtitles This is how the conversation ended. 2023 White House Correspondents' Dinner : MSNBCW : April 29, 2023 5 What they do is they take these baby ducks, and they just snip the pussy lips off of em, and it takes, like, 35 baby ducks to make one taco, but it is fucking worth it, man. Ooh! Heres what I get at three oclock in the morning when I have a six oclock flight: [whispering] Ron. [inaudible] [shouting] Whats it look like now? Im not gonna do it. A military-trained assassin comes out of hiding to protect the daughter she's never met from ruthless criminals gunning for revenge. [snorting] I dont, really Ive got tons of gay friends, most of em male dancers from fucking Vegas, and theyre like, We want to get married too. Im like, Youre going to fucking hate it, but, I think the Supreme Court fucked up the best thing about being gay. 'If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up': Ron White's Netflix special Nonbinary 'Yellowjackets' Star Liv Hewson Is Sitting out of Emmy Season Over Gendered Categories, 'Yellowjackets' Season 2 Episode 5 Recap: Digging the Antler Queen, Drew Barrymore Admits She's "Not Sure" She's "Drawn to the Manscaper" on 'The Drew Barrymore Show': "I Love Funk", Drew Barrymore Opens up About Up Close and Personal Interview Style: "I Feel This Magnetic Pull", Why Isn't 'The Drew Barrymore Show' on Today? When she looks the other way, I just grab it. I know this. Ron Tater Salad White dishes out his signature brand of cynicism, riffing on sex, celebrity and the sinister habits of wild geese. I fucking hate geese. Recorded at The Paramount Theater in Denver, CO, stand-up comedienne Kathleen Madigan explores topics including aging parents, interactions with millennials, and hunting bigfoot. I just told her the other day. lindsey? I got a good idea, Tommy. Regal that does it for me tonight, thanks for spending part of your saturday with us. Thats what they say. This conversation got so goddamn out of hand. Lukas Matsson's Tweet Explained. Coming Soon. Lets do a couple of blocks. 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Jeff? Trying to make this funny, sell some comedy tickets in a land where you dont play my shit. Im like, Oh! I dont know. Governor Schwarzenegger helped me with that second one, so I didnt have to do that one myself, so thats good. Ron White has his unique way to bring his jokes, with his heavy voice abused from years of cigars and alcohol he gets your immediate attention. [cheering and applause] Thats pretty slick. and the So we walk up to Knob Cobblers, or whatever the fuck the name of it was. Ron White - You can`t fix stupid - video Dailymotion He goes, I want you to stand on one foot, raise the other foot No, bullshit. You gotta kill the duck to get the duck meat. Ron "Tater Salad" White dishes out his signature brand of cynicism, riffing on sex, celebrity and the sinister habits of wild geese. Thats why. Starring:Ron White Watch all you want. You and her were standing in the kitchen and looked at that lime. While I was in Canada shooting a fucking pilot! Get a dress the size of a fucking barn and come on back to the Golden Corral. [mooing] They call it Golden Corral, of course, because somebody was already using the name Ye Olde Fat Fuckery. Ron White: If You Quit Listening I'll Shut Up | Stand-up Special Trailer [HD] | Netflix Netflix 25.4M subscribers 118K views 4 years ago Fully-functioning organs are not necessary. Im sure youre grateful. One of these treatments is a thing called anal bleaching. That aint drunk at all. Baby goose pussy lips makes wagyu beef taste like boo boot leather. Im like, Youre wasting our money on this stuff? But I got used to it after a while. Put down that ketchup and drop that toddler. Thats his deal. Cause were scared to fucking death of geese. You know, the fame and fortune and all that? And I said, I dont think so, but I kept thinking about it, and I realized its changed me in two ways. I let 150 dudes suck my dick? And Danny wakes up and he goes, I had a dream. Im out of here. Watch trailers & learn more. And just do a comb-over. I just never have. [whistling] Im on break. Im like, What do I even do? What is the Spanish language plot outline for Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up (2018)? Why? But when somebody breaks into our house now, they discover that all of our things have been chewed up and pissed on. 'Succession' Season 4 Finale Date: When Is the Last Episode? Filming Locations for the Disney+ Movie, Alexander Molony Is the Perfect Blend of Charming and Naive in Disney+s Peter Pan & Wendy, What Does "Doderick Macht Frei" on 'Succession' Mean? Marvel Movies Ranked Worst to Best by Tomatometer, Jurassic Park Movies Ranked By Tomatometer, RT25: Celebrating 25 Years of Rotten Tomatoes, Weekend Box Office Results: Super Mario Joins the Billion-Dollar Club. This is my new idea. I need to get her a gag gift. No sabemos si las ancdotas son ciertas o es todo parte de la rutina, pero sea como fuere, la balanza se inclina 3 a 0 a favor, razn por la cual tens que ver este especial ;)Hasta el prximo episodio Gracias por ver! I dont sleep very well. Tasted strong. Do Not Sell or Share My Personal Information. Itll be fun. Im like, All right, lets go. And it was unbelievable, huge, all the big dildo companies were there, uh. Maybe a salad and a sandwich. If you dont know what they look like, it looks like a pug was raped by a fruit bat. A young man's trip to attend a funeral and a wedding on the same day leads to a journey of self-discovery when he's captivated by a chance encounter. Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 2018 Directed by Tom Forrest Synopsis Ron "Tater Salad" White dishes out his signature brand of cynicism, riffing on sex, celebrity and the sinister habits of wild geese. We walk up to this booth that only sells dildos. Literally, people come from all over the world to buy stuff for their shops, and my wife said, My friends having a shower. Members can watch as much as they want, anytime, anywhere, on any internet-connected screen. Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up - Rotten Tomatoes Downloads only available on ad-free plans. You're almost there! By continuing, you agree to the Privacy Policy and And then the whole experience just started to creep me the fuck out. You cant fix stupid. Drunk driving. Ron White..Spa Day..If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut up..Reaction!! [cheering] So I decide, Well, Ill just do it myself, so I rummage around in the dark, find some lotion, cut to the next morning. And traditionally during the week, these three comics would go to the mall and those two comics would watch that comic spend money. Baby goose pussy [tripping over his tongue] makes wagyu beef taste like boot leath boot All right, Im gonna rewrite this sentence. You should have the person help you move all the shit out and then shoot him. Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 2018 | Maturity rating: 15 | 1h 3m | Stand-up Comedy Ron "Tater Salad" White dishes out his signature brand of cynicism, riffing on sex, celebrity and the sinister habits of wild geese. No, no, White proudly proclaims on his fifth stand-up comedy special, and first for Netflix, that at 61, hes a raging alcoholic.. Watch Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up | Netflix Official Thats why. I got to go this year for the first time in my career to do stand-up in Europe, and I did shows in Amsterdam, Edinburgh, Scotland, and London. Thank you very much. Required fields are marked *. Now she was beautiful, beautiful. And I double snotted my own fucking television. Is 'Are You There God? If it would have been a handjob, Id have been going, Hey, youre a plumber, dude, get that claw off my fucking pecker.. Id help you move it out, but Im bleeding. Since the Blue Collar Comedy Tour first started in 2000, Texas native Ron White has always stood apart from the other three stand-up comedians as the odd man in. [audience whooping] Looked like somebody had stretched a Looked like somebody had stretched a rubber band over a gigantic head of cauliflower. Ron Tater Salad White dishes out his signature brand of cynicism, riffing on sex, celebrity and the sinister habits of wild geese. And right before I went on stage, I was in the green room of the main room, and they came over there and they said, Ron, they need you in the OR. I never thought anybody would fucking say that, you know? See how much funner it is to say? Those were dudes? And we decided on a date that we would do it, and we decided to do it from the Punchline here in Atlanta in front of a live crowd, and it was really fun. Whats she doing to Wilson? Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up - netflix.com Apparently there were some unanswered questions in Fat Midgets Fucking Fat Midgets.

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